Local 149

It’s been two years since I’ve started blogging, and I’ve sworn that I’ll never turn into “one of them”. My biggest pet peeve in the entire world: a food or wine blogger that uses his or her “blog factor” to gain special attention, free meals & drinks, or more importantly… reviews a restaurant that they have no business reviewing in the first place. They strut in (or probably call ahead), and announce their IP address to the hostess, like she gives a crap. Perked up at the table, they scan the menu for something that they recognize. After silently attempting to pronounce the word, “Valpolicella”, they order a glass of the house Pinot Grigio with a big shit-eating grin on their face and then Tweet about how bad it was. Fresh and creative menus confuse the hell out of them, forcing safe orders such as Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad. Then they have the audacity to shred and nitpick the poor salad apart because the portion size didn’t live up to massive dog bowl they devoured at the Olive Garden the week before. Most of these food bloggers don’t even eat seafood because it’s too “fishy”. Don’t even get me started on that one. Just because you’ve recently DVR’d an episode of Iron Chef America, doesn’t make you Jeffrey Steingarten and give you the authority to criticize the texture of your Barramundi skin. Order a few dozen, cook a few yourself, then come talk to me. Oh yeah, and put away your damn cameras when you’re at the table. I don’t care whether you’re just trying to look important, or that you really believe that your mom, aunts, and sister-in-law really think that the food looks delicious when amateurly snapped in a dim-lit dining room.
That being said… I was so impressed with my dining experience tonight, that I felt compelled to write about it. Maybe it was to alert other Southie foodies, maybe it was a way to give certain South End and Cambridge eateries a heads up that I won’t be by as frequently, or maybe it was just so that I could get that first paragraph off of my chest. For whatever it’s worth, I’m proud to be a South Boston resident and when friends and family come in from out of town, now I don’t have to take them over the East Berkeley Street bridge for dinner. Local 149 has taken over the late Farragut House on P Street and has promised to change the way Southie eats and drinks. A promise that I’ve heard way too many times before , only to get my heart broken over a plate of crummy, deep-fried, God-knows-what and a warm glass of Woodbridge Chardonnay. Open for merely a week, I urged myself to stay away. Let them work out the kinks, don’t get your hopes up, and it’s too good to be true, I told myself countless times. This past Sunday, the snow melted, the weather was ideal and I was starving; I couldn’t wait any longer. I literally got down on my hands and knees inside of my Telegraph Hill condo and prayed to the food gods not to disappoint me again. We casually walked down East Sixth Street through the heart of South Boston’s old neighborhood in search for this new food joint. As we approached, we noticed the harmony between old homes, with kelly green, formica countertops and thirty-seven porcelain figurines covered in dust in the window sills, and the new homes, with fresh construction and an Audi SUV parked out front. People have said that a place like Local 149 would never last in a neighborhood like this but I have reason to believe otherwise.
We walked in and the place was hopping like a Sunday afternoon at the Beer Garden. Yuppies everywhere! The space was beautiful. A casual yet sophisticated area with a stainless steel bar, copper ceilings, and large black chalkboards everywhere. I noticed the daily specials written on the wall. If you ever saw the word, “littlenecks” written in chalk on the wall of the Playwright it was probably a derogatory rant on the inside of a bathroom stall. Here, it’s just one of the fresh, raw bar items that rotate on and off of the menu. We parked ourselves at the bar and started to look around. The first thing that I noticed was the bartender infront of us, hand-shaving ice for a cocktail, casually sticking a clean, plastic straw into the shaker, licking it, and throwing it away. The look on his face said, “yup…perfectly balanced”. This guy meant business. When was the last time you ordered a cocktail in Southie and the bartender actually cared about how it tasted? It was then that I realized that it was 6:45pm on a Sunday in South Boston, and I was ordering a pint of Pretty Things “St. Botolph’s Town” Brown Ale served in a snifter and sitting next to a couple wearing tweed blazers who are regulars at Cragie on Main. Somewhere in Southie, an iron worker named Brian O’Sullivan just threw up in his mouth. Coming from the wine business, I appreciated the quality, and value of the “by the glass” options. There were also a few eclectic, lesser-known varietals as opposed to the typical dirt cheap options marked up through the roof because it’s the only Merlot on the menu. Here’s a quick tip: If there’s a wine on the list that you don’t recognize… it’s probably there because someone really likes it and wants you to give it a shot. The wine here is great, but it clearly plays second fiddle to the suds. This is a craft beer lovers paradise! I was overwhelmed by all of the options so I left my decision up to the bartender, John who expertly matched my appetizer with a tall pint of Sierra Nevada’s Spring Glissade Golden Bock.
We started with the chalkboard special, the Cajun chicken wings which were lightly battered and served in a copper bowl with a small side of homemade ranch dressing. I was happy to see that the breading was minimal unlike other bar wings, and it even contained a hint of cinnamon which I thought was pretty cool. The outside was crisped to perfection while the meat was juicy and tender. Not your typical, previously frozen, deep-fryer ready chicken drummies that come in a plastic Hefty bag. From there, we moved onto an assortment of local charcuterie and cheeses that were served on a wooden Lazy Susan with house made pickles and other accoutrements. My grandfather is from Parma, Italy and I purposely won’t bring him here to taste the Johnson County Prosciutto in fear that he will be ashamed of his heritage. The fire-engine red deli slicer in the corner tipped me off that the cured meats were going to be served paper thin and the Champlain Organic Triple Creme from Vermont melted in my mouth with just the right amount of funky, buttery tang. While our second round was being poured, we sucked down half a dozen littlenecks that were shucked infront of us.
I loosened my belt and took a deep breath before ordering the Grass Fed Ground Sirloin Burger with Caerphilly Cheddar, Pickled Green Tomatoes, and Cherry Wood Smoked Bacon. I have to admit, I was pretty nervous because I am extremely picky when it comes to burgers and I knew that this could make or break my outlook for the Local 149. The bartender passed my first test by recommending that it be served Medium-Rare to which I responded with “rare please”. You know that a chef takes pride in the quality of his beef when he suggests that his burgers be purple in the middle. My second test was passed when the burger arrived and no one asked me if I wanted any ketchup. Why would you want to smear fake tomatoes all over your burger unless you wanted to mask the flavor of what you’re actually eating. The patty was very gently hand packed, well seasoned, and was tender to the bite. Halfway though, I actually shed a tear. This was far from your typical frozen patty that oozes grey boogers while it steams on the griddle. I held in my fingertips the last bite for a solid two minutes, hoping that it would never end. But it had to. It was time to leave. As we walked home, Siobhan strutted a good ten feet ahead of me because she was sick and tired of hearing me talk about how good the meal was. I think that I speak for all the foodies in South Boston when I say… “It’s about time!”. Watch out Pan Fried Pork Chop with Toasted Spaetzle, Mustard and Local Honey… I’m coming for your ass!



























































































